What areas does City Grid Expess service?
Oh, everywhere, obviously! Why do you think we're still in business if we didnt cover your street?
Where is my Package?
We dont really keep track. Your life, your problem! Maybe you'll get lucky maybe not. Who really knows
Why is my package damaged?
Guarenteeing miracles isnt our buisiness deliviering packages is and if you know its damaged you recieved it. Job done!
Why is the tracking system not updating?
Our guess on that one is you have done something wrong.
What happens if authorities ask about my package?
We blink Twice, say "logistics" and immediately remember another appoinment somewhere else.
What are all the extra fees for?
Oh, you know this and that. There are logistical nightmeres you have no idea about!
Why was my delivary cancelled?
Because reality is cruel. Maybe try reading the cancellation notice next time.
Can i get a refund?
Sure. After we finish solving problems caused by people who cant read instructions.
Do you deliver to sketchy neighbourhoods?
Our main source of buissiness
Are your drivers trained?
They are trained on packages.
Do you do descreet delivary?
Thats an exra fee!